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1、英文小品剧本羊肉串和纳税人英文小品剧本羊肉串和纳税人作者：张凯 Characters: Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelatiohietweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.Thefi
2、rstActhaenedin1980s. ActI 本文转自.coffbar.，.coffbar.小品剧本，个人简历简历封面 (iazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s) Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine. Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slied,takeitup,) Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax! Dabao:(changefaces) Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Hereotaxi. Xiaofu:Tax!T-A-X! Dabao
3、:Whatsthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou? Taxi-!Taxi-! Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor? Dabao:No,No,No,no!Imjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet. Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impoible!youvebeenherefor2hours. Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.) Howdoyouknowit? Xiaofu:Thewindowofmyofficeisope
4、ntohereandIvebeenlookingatyoufortwohours. Dabao:Itabigbug! Xiaofu:Oh.Dontwastemytime!Pleasepaythetax-10Yuan! Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok? Xiaofu:Dontcheatme,youvesoldmorethan2hundredones. Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter. 7Yuan,mylovelybeauty. Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,letlitthed
5、ifference.8yuan,ok? Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt. (Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft) Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!Imbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace. HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Letsgo! ActII Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehaenediewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou. Letsenjoyit! (Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwithNOSARS) Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine. Xiaofu:Hi, Dabao:Hi. 1 2 下一页
