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1、英文幽默演讲稿英文幽默演讲稿幽默，形容好玩或可笑而意味深长。它是外来词，由英文Humor音译而来的。接下来是我收集的英文幽默演讲稿，欢迎大家阅读参考。篇一：英文幽默演讲稿A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow He loved the tree and the tree loved to
2、play with him.Time went byThe little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree.One day, the boy came back to the tree and looked sad. “Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy.“I am no longer a kid, I dont play around trees anymore.” The boy replied, “I want toys. I need money t
3、o buy them.” “Sorry, but I dont have moneybut you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money.” The boy was so excited. He picked all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didnt come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.One day, the boy returned and the tree
4、 was so excited. “Come and play with me.” The tree said. “I dont have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?” “Sorry, but I dont have a house. But you can cut off my branches to build your house.” So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left
5、 happily.The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didnt appear since then. The tree was again lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. “Come and play with me!” the tree said.“I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me
6、 a boat?”“Use my trunk to build the boat. You can sail and be happy.” So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and did not show up for a long time.Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. “Sorry, my boy. But I dont have anything for you anymore. No more apples
7、for you.” the tree said. “ I dont have teeth to bite.” The boy replied. “ No more trunk for you to climb on.” “I am too old for that now.” the boy said. “I really want to give you somethingthe only thing left is my dying roots.” The tree said with tears. “I dont need much now, just a place to rest.
8、I am tired after all these years.” The boy replied. “Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come here, please sit down with me and have a rest.” The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tearsThis is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young,
9、we loved to play with Mom and Dad When we grow up, we leave them, and only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think that the boy is cruel to the tree but thats how all o
10、f us are treating our parents.篇二：英文幽默演讲稿Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching
11、stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten monthly stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word love. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child - really touching.This
12、 novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?My favorite book is . Have you read it before?Oh, I haven t read this book before. What is it about?Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble chara
13、cter after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.Can you tell us why you love this book so much?Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princes
14、s in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.篇三：英文幽默演讲稿by Leigh HuntI had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read.There was a book used by the leaners in readi
15、ng called“Dialogues between a Missionary and an Indian.”It was a poor performance,full of inconclusive arguments and other commonplaces.The boy in question used to appear with this book in his hand in the middle of the school,the master standing behind him.The lesson was to begin.The poor fellow,who
16、se great fault lay in a deep toned drawl of his syllable and the omission of his stops,stood half looking at the book,and half casting his eye towards the right of him,whence the blows were to proceed.The master looked over him,and his hand was ready.I am not exact in my quotation at this distance of time ;but the spirit of one of th
