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经典（5）另类英语money is not everything. theres mastercard & visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.one should love animals. they are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.save water. shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.love the neighbor. but dont get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man , there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
