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1、811 The One With Ross Big Step ForwardScene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.Rachel: Phoebe?Phoebe: Yeah?Rachel: Look at that guy by the window, wow!Phoebe: Hes awfully short and I think hes talking to himself. And to be completely hone
2、st, hes not that good in bed.Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted too, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip
3、 off his sweatpants and fanny pack.Phoebe: Wait a second! This is about the forth month of your pregnancy right?Rachel: Yeah.Phoebe: This is completely normal, around the forth month your hormones start going crazy.Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?Phoebe: Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep
4、in mind now, I was carrying triplets so in, yknow, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.Rachel: Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santas lap.Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.Ra
5、chel: Ah.Phoebe: Yeah.Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a goodpill.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!Ross: H
6、i!Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesn
7、t move from his chair.)Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!Joey: Im missin picture time?! (Jumps over to look, Ross glares at him and he retreats.)
8、Phoebe: (sitting down next to Ross) Yknow she has a face Ross!Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.Ross: Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card yknow, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday card
9、s and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?Ross: (pause) Together? Like-like to people?Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?Ross: Uh sure, sure.Mona: B
10、ye guys.Phoebe: Bye.(Mona exits.)Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!Ross: I know. Can you believe that?Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of mont
11、hs do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey thats your wife youre talking about!Scene: Chandlers Office, his boss Doug is entering Monica is there as well.Doug: Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette!Chandler: Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?Monica: Yes, hi.Doug: Hi. So good
12、 news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this A.M.Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!Monica: No leg chewing for us sir.Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divor
13、ce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?Doug: Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six. They keep throwing these sexual harassment
14、cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park!Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?Chandler: No.Monica: Thats beca
15、use he wasnt invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.Chandler: Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through an ice sculpture doesnt it?Scene: Rosss Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.Mona: Hi!Ross: Hey!Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here
16、is a mockup of our card. What do you think?Ross: Huh. Wow, this is great.Mona: Now, do you think it should say, Love Ross and Mona?Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.Ross: A hundred?! Well
