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1、916 The One With The Boob JobScene: Chandler and Monicas apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.Chandler: Did you see our bank statement? Could this be right?Monica: I know.God. I havent seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuff
2、ed Oreos. What happened to all our money?Chandler: Im not sure what they did.but Im inclined to blame xxx?.Monica: I guess with you doing the internship, were spending more than were bringing in.Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.Monica: Oh.But youre finally doing something that y
3、ou love! I cant ask you to give that up. Though itd be nice if the thing that you love was.yknow.finding gold.Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think were making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month. And maybe next month we cut back on a few things. An
4、d maybe we start eating out of Joeys refridgerator for a change. Youre a chef.what can you make out of baking soda and beer?Monica: Ok worse case scenario is.we borrow some money from my parents.Chandler: No! Were not borrowing money.Monica: Why not?Chandler: Because we dont do that. We are Bings! A
5、nd if theres one thing my father taught me was.well to always knock before going into the poolhouse.But the other thing was.never borrow money.Monica: Wow! I had no idea you had this much pride.Chandler: Thats right! I do! And Im your man. And im going to get us through this situation even if it mea
6、ns you working twice as hard.Opening CreditsScene: Phoebes apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.Mike: Im gonna go. (He kisses Phoebe on the cheek.) Phoebe: Why?Mike: I havent been home in a couple of days and I need to get somemore clothes.Phoebe: Oh.you do
7、nt have to go.I have something that will fit you.Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.Phoebe: I want you to stay.Mike: I want to stay too but Ive got about as much out of these boxers as I can.Phoebe: Why dont you turn them inside out?Mike: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued.) Ill be b
8、ack in a couple of hours.Phoebe: Ill miss you.Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) Mike: You know what? I just realized something. I dont wanna go home.Phoebe: Great! Ok.Ill go get the tube top.Mike: No, no! What I mean is.I hate going back to my apartment now.And partly
9、because I live above a known crack den but.mostly because when Im there.Its just.i really miss you. So.Do you want to move in together?Phoebe: Wow.Mike Hannigan.You sure know how to make a girl say Hell yeah!.Mike: So were doing it?Phoebe: Yeah! Lets do it! Lets live together! (They embrace and Mike
10、 kisses Phoebe.) Phoebe: Oh god.Were really going to move in together!Mike: Yeah!Phoebe: Ive always wanted to live with a guy.Pick up your socks! Put down the toilet seat! No! Were not having sex anymore! Its gonna be fun!Scene: Joeys apartment. Monica enters.Monica: Hey Joey!Joey: Hey!Monica: Liste
11、n.I need to know that what Im about to ask you will never get back to Chandler.(Joey frowns.then looks as if he understands.) Joey: Id be lying if I said I havent thought about it myself.Chandler is my best friend.It would be wrong. Good.(He winks.) .But wrong.Monica: :(Looks exasperated.) Ok first
12、of all.It would be great. But thats not what Im here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.Joey: Awww.I dont know Monica.You know.erm.lending friends money is always a mistake.Monica: But Chandler lent you money!Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.Monica: Come on.I just
13、need it for some rent and.and some other bills.Joey: Oh.how much?Monica: Two thousand dollars?Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?Monica: Yeah.Joey: Thats right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters.) Rachel: Hi you guys!Joey & Monica: Hey!Joe
14、y: Oo.whats in the bag?Rachel: Oh er.well you know Emma started crawling? I realized that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.Joey: Oh.baby-proofing.Why is this such a big deal now? Yknow.when I was a kid it was like. Whoops! J
15、oey fell down the stairs! or er. Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again! Huh!Monica: Anyway erm.Are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.) Joey: Youre gonna do it?Rachel: Yeah.Why? You dont think a woman can do this?Joey: Oh.Women can. You.cant.Rachel: Monica.would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?Monica: Youre a pig. And you cant do this.Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store al
