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1、Lesson 1 A cats Foreign LanguageThe mother rat and her babies are playing in the garden. A fat cat is coming to catch them for dinner.The mother rat and her babies try to run away. But the baby rats cant run very fast. The cat is getting closer and closer. Suddenly, the mother rat stops running and
2、turns around. She shouts at the cat like an angry dog, Woof, woof, woof. The cat is afraid and runs away.The mother rat turns to her babies, and says, You see how important it is to learn a foreign lanuage.Lesson 2 It Is Part of the GameMom is washing plates in the kitchen. Kate and her brother Dave
3、 are playing games in the living room. Kate is making a lot of noise. Mom says,Kate, why do you yell and scream so much? Youre going to wake up your grandma. Please play quietly like Dave. See, he doesnt make a sound. Of course, he doesnt. Mom, its part of the game we are playing. He is daddy coming
4、 home late, and Im you.Lesson 3 The Best PresentBen and Ted are good friends. They always play together.One day, Ted sees a water gun in Bens hand, and he asks,Who gave you the gun?My grandpa, Ben says, and this is the best present Ive ever had.Why? Ted asks.When I play with it, I get everything wet
5、. So my mom gives me five dollars for not playing with it. Ben answers.Lesson 4 I Have His Ear in My PocketTim is a naughty boy. He often fights with his classmates at school. One Tim comes home with a bloody nose. His mother asks,Tim, What happened?A big kid bit me. Tim answers. His mother is very
6、angry to hear this.Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asks his mother. Id know him anywhere. says Tim,I have his ear in my pocket.Lesson 5 My Dog Doesnt BiteMike walks into a pet shop and sees a little white dog. He asks the shopkeeper,Does your dog bite?The shopkeeper says,No, my dog doesnt bite.What a nice dog, Mike says to himself. Then he bends down and tries to touch the dog. The dog bites him.Ouch! he cries, You said your dog did not bite!The shopkeeper replies,That is not my dog.
